January 26, 2016
  1. When offered a beer, accept it, even if it’s not your preferred brand. Let’s face it, your favourite brand of beer is “free.” Your second favourite is “cold.”
  2. Player 1 belongs to whoever owns the console. No exceptions. 
  3. Shotgun is a responsibility, not a privilege. If you are sitting up front, you’re not a passenger, you’re the co-pilot.
  4. Don’t throw a brethren under the bus to impress someone else. Ever.
  5. If your brethren dies, delete his internet history.
  6. If a brethren dies while lifting, put more weights on the bar before calling an ambulance.
  7. Be polite around your brethren’s lady friend, but when he asks what you think, lay the truth on him like a ten-ton slab.


Look out for Guy Code Laws - Part 2.