1. All groceries go from the vehicle to the house in one trip. It does not matter how many bags there are – make it work.
  2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
  3. Unless it is super busy, there must always be one urinal buffer between men in a restroom.
  4. If a brethren with a truck helps you to move, you say thank you with a full tank of gas. Beer and pizza also appreciated.
  5. If you shake with a limp hand, you are acknowledging non-verbally to me that I’m in charge, even if we’ve just met.
  6. There are specific rules to the “head nod” when greeting another male. If you know him, nod up, if you don’t, nod down.